Halloween

I didn't get any good pictures because I forgot to put new batteries in my camera :(. Anyways, it was a halloween/my best friend's 23rd birthday party. I didn't get any good makeup pics, but it wasn't that great anyway since my brother is an asswipe and would not stop rushing me the entire time I tried to get ready.

By the end of the night my white costume was filthy. I spilled Jager mixed with fruit punch all over myself and fell in a giant muddy hole in the front yard. I wish I was able to take pics of my filthy self lol.

I'm always enthusiastic about the alcohol at the beginning of the night. At the end I get as far away from it as possible because I don't even want to smell it. Hey kind folks at Jagermeister, need a 22 yr. old filipina model? 5'8", size 3, what I lack in boobage and supersexiness I make up for in uh friendliness and love for Jager?


My brother was my best friend graduating high school. He originally had on a dress, but wanted to wear her graduation robe. He always has these odd haircuts...his hairline in front is shaved back a couple inches. He had a mullet early in the summer and he also had a circle shaved into his head before so it would look like he was going bald. He left early to hang out with his friends who are actually his age, so guess who was the lone jackass in costume? Oh well.






It didn't take long for the falsies I'm wearing on the bottom lashline to get ANNOYING.

Douche who didn't dress up with his girlfriend